2. Thou shalt roll one’s eyes and utter “commuters” on beholding a full all-day car park with an empty edifice alongside.
3. Thou shalt rejoice at shots of thy local high street in BBC period dramas.
4. Thou shalt summon thy rage at the mention of the wicked HS2.
5. Thou shalt decelerate one’s vehicle when passing by the abode of Noel Gallagher in the wilderness of Chalfont St Giles.
6. Thou shalt suffer with patience the tribulations of the Aylesbury Town Centre in rush hour.
7. Thou shalt swerve mercifully around God’s pheasants, which wander aimlessly into the Buckinghamshire A-roads of death.
8. Thou shalt swear righteous loyalty to the National Trust.
9. Thou shalt make annual pilgrimage to the Wycombe Museum and bow down before its collection of antique chairs.
10. Honour thy mother, thy father and the Waitrose deli counter.
